Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tomato Soup.
Tomato soup who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tomato Soup
Tomato Soup who?
Knock knock
who's there?
Tomato soup
tomato soup who?
knock knock
who's there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Whale, aren't ya glad I didn't say tomato soup?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....that joke is curtesy of Nathan.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
eyeball
Eyeball who?
Knock knock.
who's there?
eyeball.
Eyeball who?
Knock knock
who's there?
eyeball.
Eyeball who?
knock knock
who's there?
eyeball.
eyeball who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Teeth.
Teeth who?
Teeth ya glad I didn't say eyeball?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....this joke has been brought to you by Aria. So has the next one.
Knock knock.
who's there?
eyelashes.
eyelashes who?
Knock knock.
who's there?
eyelashes.
eyelashes who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
eyelashes.
Eyelashes who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Eyelashes.
Eyelashes who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bum. *giggle*
Bum who?
Bum ya glad I didn't say....um....what was I saying?
Eyelashes.
Oh yeah. Bum ya glad I didn't say eyelashes?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Anyone want to come over? I have a couple of budding comedians that need to try out their act on SOMEONE ELSE!
1 comment:
I think they've been talking to Sweet Girl. Every.single.one of her knock-knock jokes go like that. "Banana you glad I didn't say apple?" Shoot me now.
She did manage to come up with one that made sense, though - also a whale joke. The abbreviated version: Knock knock. Fish. Fish. Whale. Whaay-le, you glad I didn't say fish?
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