Monday, August 14, 2006

Damsel in distress - that is SO last century!

The game: Super Heros

The players:
Girl, age 7 - Princess 1 (a friend)
Girl, age 3 - Princess 2 (Aria)
Boy, age 5 - Spiderman (Nathan)
Boy, age 4 - Superman (a friend)

The objective:
Save the princesses who repeatedly find themselves in mortal peril.

Scene one:
Princesses trapped in the mud pit.

Princess 1: Help us! We're trapped in a mud pit!
Princess 2: Yes! Save us Super Heros!

Super Heros respond and pull Princesses out of the mud pit.

Princess 1: Wait! Save our shoes!
Princess 2: Yes! Don't lose them! We need our shoes! Save them!

Super Heros save shoes.

Scene two:
Princesses floating down Lava Canyon.

Princess 1: Help! Save us! We're stuck in Lava Canyon!

Spiderman responds...

Superman: Wait, Spidey, you can't go through the lava...let me! I can fly!

Superman saves Princess 1

Princess 1: Don't forget to save my shoes!
Princess 2: Save me, Spiderman!
Spiderman: I can't, I'm in Lava Canyon. I have to float on my Lava Raft.
Princess 2: That's ok, I can use my powers and save myself! I have Princess Powers!
Princess 1: Help! Save her shoes!
Princess 2: I can save them MYSELF. I have PRINCESS POWERS.
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The new generation of princesses obviously have their priorities in order.

Shoes and Independence. They don't need no heros! lol.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROFL. Those must be some nice shoes.

Anonymous said...

Hey Mist,

Glad to see that you are raising such an independent daughter!

Anonymous said...

aria rocks cause she loves shoes as much as i do!!!!!!

Lisa said...

Lol, that is the funniest thing I've read all day!