Monday, August 14, 2006

Damsel in distress - that is SO last century!

The game: Super Heros

The players:
Girl, age 7 - Princess 1 (a friend)
Girl, age 3 - Princess 2 (Aria)
Boy, age 5 - Spiderman (Nathan)
Boy, age 4 - Superman (a friend)

The objective:
Save the princesses who repeatedly find themselves in mortal peril.

Scene one:
Princesses trapped in the mud pit.

Princess 1: Help us! We're trapped in a mud pit!
Princess 2: Yes! Save us Super Heros!

Super Heros respond and pull Princesses out of the mud pit.

Princess 1: Wait! Save our shoes!
Princess 2: Yes! Don't lose them! We need our shoes! Save them!

Super Heros save shoes.

Scene two:
Princesses floating down Lava Canyon.

Princess 1: Help! Save us! We're stuck in Lava Canyon!

Spiderman responds...

Superman: Wait, Spidey, you can't go through the lava...let me! I can fly!

Superman saves Princess 1

Princess 1: Don't forget to save my shoes!
Princess 2: Save me, Spiderman!
Spiderman: I can't, I'm in Lava Canyon. I have to float on my Lava Raft.
Princess 2: That's ok, I can use my powers and save myself! I have Princess Powers!
Princess 1: Help! Save her shoes!
Princess 2: I can save them MYSELF. I have PRINCESS POWERS.
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The new generation of princesses obviously have their priorities in order.

Shoes and Independence. They don't need no heros! lol.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:59 PM

    ROFL. Those must be some nice shoes.

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  2. Anonymous9:02 PM

    Hey Mist,

    Glad to see that you are raising such an independent daughter!

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  3. Anonymous8:51 PM

    aria rocks cause she loves shoes as much as i do!!!!!!

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  4. Lol, that is the funniest thing I've read all day!

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