Funnies

Aria: Mo-om, when is it my turn to play the Wii? (Nathan is on it)
Me: I don't know.
Aria: (in a worried tone) But you're the Mom! If you can't make a choice, we're going to have to get a different Mom!

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Nathan: Hey Aria, I think farts smell better than pee.

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Gabe: (looking at a soda can) Dad, I know how to spell root beer!
Dave: You do?
Gabe: Yup, A and W.

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Nathan: Mom, I want a grilled cheese sandwhich.
Gabe: *giggles* NO! Nathan needs a boy cheese sandwhich!